faribault

To screw someone over by promising to perform a service, repeatedly avoiding subsequent contact, smelling bad, being fat and then getting mad when you try to rectify the situation.

In reference to a small town south of Minneapolis.

Pronounced (Fair-eh-booh) or (Fair-eh-bolt) or (Fuck-tard)

I traded services with a guy and he Faribault'd me.

by Big Dub March 13, 2007

Fariba

1. The hottest Persian girl you'll ever see in your life.

2. Hott (note: two t's)

1. Dude, I just saw a Fariba!

2. I want to fuck that Fariba girl.

by Fariba February 23, 2004

Fraubanger

One who like to go out and mingle, socialize or even hook up as in to bang.

Your a Fraubanger

by Whiskey a go go September 25, 2011

fartbank

1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.

2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

1. "Excuse me, I had a bean burrito last week and...uh-oh...here it comes out of my fartbank!"

2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

fartbat

a mythological creature that has bat wings, a horse head and wears a tuxedo (not unlike the jersey devil)

look at that fuckin fartbat! run!

by asswiper631 March 16, 2009

Fartbarn

Fartbarn. The rectal cavity, a place where farts are stored before being dispersed to the local atmosphere.
A large airy space that stinks of shit.

Shut it you fucking fartbarn.
Your missus has breath like a fartbarn.
Less of it you turdgobbling fartbarn.
Fuck staying in that hotel it's a proper fucking fartbarn.
Arse Shitty smell

by Fitz2815 February 22, 2017

fartbalder

a fart so strong it blows the hair off the top of your head. A real room clearing kind of fart, the one that makes you wonder if someone just shit their pants.

“Jimmy over there is a real fartbalder— he has a kind of flatulence that could clear an auditorium.”
“That doesn’t seem like a real word…”

by craigslistformat July 8, 2021