speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.

The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

Hyperbolic Farting Disorder

A severe and progressive gastrointestinal disease process that starts, usually in young adulthood, that is socially and professionally disabling due to uncontrollable exaggerated farting.

It was so sad to witness the profound humiliation suffered by such an otherwise talented public speaker, due to the cruelty of Hyperbolic Farting Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Designated Farting Toilet

Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.

Damn bro, did you really just piss in the Designated Farting Toilet?

by farder April 26, 2020

farting up a storm

1. Farting a lot or too much.

2. Comparible to the "butterfly effect" where a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the world will cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. We're all farting up a storm, really.

1. I had tacos last night and now I'm farting up a storm.

2. Meteorologists concluded that the disaster was due to young people farting up a storm.

by sheek louch has big toes September 21, 2011

Root Farming

An act involving somebody finding and pulling ingrown pubes out of another person and eating said ingrown pubes.

Jacob tied me up and was root farming me yesterday.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

slow farting

A way of passing gas that occurs primarily when people are among friends with whom they feel comfortable and so their sphincters are relaxed which means they release their farts slowly and unobtrusively.

She felt absolutely no stress whatsoever in their company and realized that she may have been slow farting throughout the entire evening.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

dry-farming

When you drive your clenched fist straight into your girls tight and dry pussy. Once inside, expand your hand open like a blooming flower. Works for both pussy and ass.

After my mother and I finished dry-farming, we went to the zoo.

by Zesty Uncle August 19, 2020