Wanking reverse underhand and wiping your ass from the front whilst standing shoulder width apart and slightly bent forward as though you were playing golf.
It was affecting my game so I did a Fappy Gilmore in the bunker to relax. My swing was a lot better after that and I went on the finish off the last 9 holes.
by GolfGuy February 17, 2017
Get the Fappy Gilmore mug.The small, moist trail left behind after a session of maturation in a horizontal position. When a man splooges in this position and his juice rains down upon his happy trail, it becomes a fappy trail.
Man 1: "dude I just had the best jerk off ever"
Man 2: "nice but did you make a fappy trail?"
Man 1: "hell yes! It was super sticky!"
Man 2: "nice but did you make a fappy trail?"
Man 1: "hell yes! It was super sticky!"
by Loberson October 5, 2016
Get the fappy trail mug.Synonym for 'jailbait' - A woman who is very attractive and sexy, called out when a person wishes to invade the 'jailbait' in a very unusual matter with various moves and techniques which are compiled on the site where the woman is called upon.
"I would shove that fappy meal so far in my mouth I would enjoy choking."
"Man, when I get home, I'm going to search 4chan so hard for that fappy meal that my dick will explode just thinking about finding a picture of her.
"Man, when I get home, I'm going to search 4chan so hard for that fappy meal that my dick will explode just thinking about finding a picture of her.
by drpoonlover March 10, 2009
Get the Fappy Meal mug.The sexual practice of stopping whatever position(s) and/or acts you are engaged in at the moment right before orgasm to successfully paint a perfect line of sperm from your partner's naval down to their sexual organs. If you do this correctly, you will have brought into being a fappy trail.
"I pulled out, told her to turn over, and delivered the PERFECT fappy trail. I high fived myself afterwards because I was so proud"
by Loberson October 5, 2016
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Get the Fappy Go Lucky mug.Vinay was having a fap in the bathroom when Helen walked in, strapped on a dilly and bare-backed him. Fappy go lucky bastard!
by Jerrg July 23, 2009
Get the Fappy Go Lucky mug.The instance in which you masturbate and are laughing uncontrollably. Usually involving up to 10-15 people male or female.
by mrbigpapa123456 March 25, 2016
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