Fatfuck 

A person who is usually very unattractive, and breaks the 200 mark on the weight scale. ; Someone you hate and isn't the lightest person in the bunch(Usually a female)

"I hate that fatfuck biatch. She always be naggin my ass."

Fatfuck by Jason H. November 25, 2003

Old Faithful 

While a girl is fingering herself, she lifts her lower body in the air. Then, as she squirts, it looks like a geyser spraying up into the air. As the squirt juice falls back down, the girl then flails around with great passion as she is covered with her own squirt juice.

Guy: Why are you so sticky?
Girl: I just got done doing an Old Faithful.
Guy: What the fuck?
Girl: Yeah, I do it EVERY time I masturbate.

Old Faithful by Haywood Jablowmii September 6, 2012

Old Faithful 

Double Chin

Kelly, your old faithful is showing.

Old Faithful by yo mamma>dayum straight February 2, 2009

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH. by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

fartfucker 

1. A person that farts repeditivley during anal sex, not to be confused with someone whom occasioally farts during butt sex, as it must sound like an accordian going in and out repeditivley. ( a curious sloshing air noise)
2. A term used to insult a whore.

1. That bitch was a fart fucker, I had to stop fucking her in the ass.
2. Fuck that fartfucker whorebag!

fartfucker by Shit Forest November 10, 2008

FaithfulMc 

FaithfulMC is a Minecraft server with the best player base and staff team. It is owned by the infamous KillaMC and he runs the HCF game with no servers even close to reaching him. Faithful has been running for 6+ years at the time of making this post and you can join with play.faithfulmc.com

Faithful is the best server out there with the best staff team.

FaithfulMC is the best HCF server to exist.

FaithfulMc by Incompatibles February 15, 2020

faithful friend

what you call your significant other when your super religious parents can’t know you’re dating.

mom- “so you’re sure you don’t have feelings for john?”
me- “no, he’s just my faithful friend.”

faithful friend by juliuliulia July 16, 2019