FaceFucker

A rude ASSHOLE who is always on Facebook.

Emma is on her phone 24/7, what a FaceFucker

by Districts urchin November 19, 2019

facefuck

When you start a thread of comments on facebook with somebody and then delete all your posts so it looks like they're a schizophrenic.

Karl Woods Quite the debate going on here!
But I can't be bothered to write anymore!
46 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods BORING!!!
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Karl Woods Boringness
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Karl Woods HAHAHAHAHA, and you don't because you know right from wrong and also the value of life!
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Karl Woods Just don't:
Get caught
Use an un-silenced rifle
Do all your killing in one day

Tell another living soul!!!
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Karl Woods Hide in the trees and take them out one by one over a period of a few days with nothing more than your bare hands.....................and a cloaking device!!
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This is an example of a facefuck!

by spaffburger September 14, 2012

facefucker

another word that can replace any of the following; cocksucker,motherfucker,donkeypuncher,or fuck you you fucking fuck, or another way to say fuck

your boss tells you your fired and you reply by calling him a face fucker, or just now like i did by slamming my head into the computer stand aloudly i remarked "facefucker"

by " SOPAH" March 25, 2010

facefuck

To comment on someone's facebook status or post and engage them in conversation, then delete all your comments so it looks like they have been talking to themself.

Victim: I know, they rock!
Victim: Absolutely! Last year, and twice the year before.
Victim: Yeah she's great. I can't wait.
Victim: Aww I got facefucked...

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

facefuck

Since the edition of Facebook.

To Facefuck someone is to use facebook to find out everything about them. Similar to facestalk

Si: That girl split with her bf this morning.
Ed: Dude, how do you know she just split with her bf?
Si: I facefucked the shit out of her this morning.

by mr_pr May 21, 2007

facefuck my bookspace page

to stalk someone on a social networking site; to constantly check or post status updates on a social network page, to 'like' or comment on every post you see; a form of social dysfunction brought about by communicating solely electronically with society via email, websites/blogs, or text while never having a public or phone conversation. a common practice of people recently married, graduated, or under 40 who use social networking sites to find classmates from grade school just to add them to their 'friends' list.

it is a term with many uses, so it is always containing a description of such behavior, with the term being redundantly extra added uselessness jargon spouted by anti-social vapid sociopaths to describe their own actions when performed by others; usually to make it seem as if everyone does this.

this guy won't stop facefucking my bookspace page- i just met him last week!

that person updates their status from their phone every hour. i swear they do nothing but facefuck their bookspace page all day.

i met this girl online, and i've been trying to meet her but when i call she only responds via text or email. she's probably a nutjob who never meets anyone but facefucks everyone's bookspace page.

i recently saw somebody from high school i barely knew- we weren't even friends but now all he does is facefuck my bookspace page!

by facemyspacepagebooktwit January 23, 2011

diana-facefuck

When a girl volunteers to be lain on the table in front of a crowd and to be deepthroated vigorously. This usually ends up with her leaving this group of people forever due to shame.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that one girl with curly hair at the party last night?
Guy 2: ohh yeah dude, she totally got diana-facefucked yesterday.
Guy 1: I didn't see her around today, you think she switched out?
Guy 2: Possibly, I wouldn't stay here if that had been done to me as a girl.

by Hovik May 19, 2016