facial

when someone cums all over your fuckin face

Trent pulls out his dick and cums all over Abigail's face

by Sarah Trent ya Wack June 17, 2004

facist

The wrong way to spell FASCIST, you big dummy.

duhh what was it again?

by joram Krol May 20, 2005

faceit

A daily dose of rage with a few sprinkles of toxicity on top.

Player1: Wanna play some chill matchmaking m8?
Player2: Naah, I'll rather go for a round of faceit.

by Niggabyte July 24, 2019

In Vaginam Facit Hominem

Translates to "Vagina makes the man"
Also translates to. "Vagineth makeths the Sir"

Man, he really went in huh? Last time I remember, he was a coward. Well I guess it's true... In Vaginam Facit Hominem

by BertoTheSinger January 30, 2023

blueberry facial

A blueberry facial is the act of putting a large amount of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then giving them a facial.

After having sexual intercourse, one partner might decide to reward their partner with a facial of the blueberry variety. A blueberry facial is widely used by the gay comunity.

by the one and only gay tom December 18, 2009

Facial Friday

That special day of the week when she uses her guy's all natural cream to prepare her skin for the rest of the weekend.

John: "Mary's face is positively glowing tonight."
Dave: "Well it was Facial Friday yesterday."

by JollyJay1971 March 28, 2017

Facial Spelunking

The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.

Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.

Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."

by liveMike June 19, 2008