exercise

something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.

dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.

dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.

dude 1: word

by Saack August 9, 2008

expert's dilemma

A problem faced by a person with specialized expertise in any area, in which the implications of the opinion are unpopular and likely to be rejected by those who need that expertise. For example, economists may be likely to know that, in some cases, a "market solution" is inherently impossible, but proposing an alternative is an exercise not merely in futility, but career suicide among those who employ economists. It arises because the expert knows more about the field than her employers.

The statistician was asked by his boss to make a case for risk homeostasis, but knowing better, he faced an expert's dilemma: telling the truth would get him tarred as a 'socialist.'

by abu yahya June 23, 2008

exercise vomit

when someone feels the need write down the components of the workout they just did or are going to do as their Facebook status. and continue to go on about how hard or how great it was.

...like we care

"omg im kicking my ass. 1 hour of pilates, then 2.46 mile run to the gym, 30 min on the eliptical at max fat burning heart rate, then 2.1 mile run back from the gym. omg I'm SO hungry!"

this was the best example of exercise vomit from a friend on facebook

by brookeb925 April 9, 2010

Exort

When the Overwatch World Cup, May Melee Champ, Stage 2 champ, playoff champion, Owl 2019 champion, all-star, role star, and 2019 MVP Runner Up "supertf" has an 8head aneurysm live on stream for showing only 10% of his power to mere mortals for their entertainment.

supertf: You think I exort all my power on ranked games

by Lyobit July 2, 2020

Social Media Expert

1). A joke used to refer to persons claiming to be experts in the field of social media. The punch-line being that those with enough expertise in the field know it's an impossible field to be an expert of.

2). A self proclaimed title by carpetbaggers and snakeoil salesman to mesmerize unsuspecting people with their recipes of easy "1,2,3" success in Social Media.

1). That guy with hardly any social media experience will call himself an expert.

2). "Follow my EASY stepwise formula to Social Media dominance and SUCCESS!" shouts the Social Media Expert.

by Social Media Student April 27, 2009

exercide

An intense workout that may kill you.

Man, I'm glad that my workout class is over. Talk about serious exercide.

by mc.t.tron April 15, 2009

experticity

A word used by non-experts to make themselves sound like an expert. Has more syllables than the word expertise, thus the speaker attempts to sound more intelligent, but usually fails.

Eddie: "Are you finished yet dude? I have important things to do like watch mold grow."
Brandon: "I am trying to share my experticity with you, now that you are a single guy"
Eddie: "I don't get paid enough to have to hear this, go down the hall and share it with Ray."

by dave_the_thinker December 28, 2017