When you pick up a girl, ram her vagina, attempt to stick the small end of a euphonium mouth piece into her nipple, and continue to play on the mouth piece, representing her body as a euphonium.
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Bob: Oh, hey, school just let out and it's YMCA night, so I've gotta go take a shit.
Joe: What?
Bob: I mean I actually have to drop the kids off at the pool. Haven't you heard a reverse euphemism before?
Joe: What?
Bob: I mean I actually have to drop the kids off at the pool. Haven't you heard a reverse euphemism before?
by burdettb September 18, 2007
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A way to make a word or sentence sound nicer than how it really is, used commonly to make the other person seem more comfortable around you.
Sentence Euphemism's
"Me and your sister had a connection in the bed last night which made me excited." is a euphemisim
What you really mean to say is:
"I fucked your sister last night, she knows how to cause an orgasm, thats for sure."
"I not attracted to Rebecca." is a euphemism
What you really mean to say is:
"Rebecca is one fucking ugly bitch."
"I think Jessi is pretty." is a euphemisim
What you really mean to say is:
"I would sure like to have sex with Jessi."
"I dont like country music." is a euphemism
What you really mean to say is:
"Country music sucks dick I hate it."
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Word Euphemisms
Darn and Dang are euphemisms for the word Damn
Frick is a euphemism for the word Fuck
Crap is a euphemism for the word Shit
Crotch is a euphemism for the word Dick
Butt is a euphemism for the word Ass
Oh My Gosh is a euphemism for Oh My God
Chi Chi is a euphemism for the word Boob
Pee is a euphemism for the word piss
"Me and your sister had a connection in the bed last night which made me excited." is a euphemisim
What you really mean to say is:
"I fucked your sister last night, she knows how to cause an orgasm, thats for sure."
"I not attracted to Rebecca." is a euphemism
What you really mean to say is:
"Rebecca is one fucking ugly bitch."
"I think Jessi is pretty." is a euphemisim
What you really mean to say is:
"I would sure like to have sex with Jessi."
"I dont like country music." is a euphemism
What you really mean to say is:
"Country music sucks dick I hate it."
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Word Euphemisms
Darn and Dang are euphemisms for the word Damn
Frick is a euphemism for the word Fuck
Crap is a euphemism for the word Shit
Crotch is a euphemism for the word Dick
Butt is a euphemism for the word Ass
Oh My Gosh is a euphemism for Oh My God
Chi Chi is a euphemism for the word Boob
Pee is a euphemism for the word piss
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(1) A neologism combining euphemism and onanism.
(2) Any colloqialism for masturbation.
(1) A neologism combining euphemism and onanism.
(2) Any colloqialism for masturbation.
"Making the bald man cry" is a euphanism.
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