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Eugene Kanning

An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."
by Awesome Dave the Raver March 12, 2009
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eugenio

A very sexy person who always plays soccer
Eugenio is so sexy.
by zlatan10101010 September 19, 2016
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Eugene Dingleberry

Ther persona of the YouTuber Kanel Joseph. Eugene is responsible for every comment section being filled with “imagine not knowing eugene.”
You don’t know Eugene dingleberry!! Imagine not knowing eugene haha!!
by H0ldenlol December 6, 2022
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Eugene Hutz

The amazing lead singer of the European gypsy punk band Gogol Bordello. Eugene was born in Kiev, Ukraine on October 31st 1972. He is also known for staring in the movie Everything Is Illuminated along with Elijah Wood.
Hey did you hear that Eugene Hutz is gonna be playing at the House of Blues next month?
by Lista August 6, 2007
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Eugenie

1. Name, most commonly pronounced "You-jen-ay" in French, and also known as "Ou-jon-ay" in Spanish. In English, the name is sometimes used as the female counterpart to Eugene, but should never ever be confused with "You-genie", which would constitute erroneous labeling.

2. Eugenie is best known as the sexy French empress from the 19th century.

3. Often synonymous with royalty, the archetype Eugenie sometimes intimidates people by her regal demeanor, but her selfless nature soon shines through.

4. If you spot a Eugenie, you should enlist her for help, as she bears good fortune and even magical powers. Hence, from this name, we do get "genie", who bears much greater magical abilities than Eugenie, but who must obey her finder's wishes when captured and put into a shiny lantern or cute little bottle. Eugenie, on the other hand, will laugh in your face if you try to constrain or imprison her, and she will then turn you into a tiny, lizard-like dust mite!

5. Anyone who meets a Eugenie should immediately kiss her hand, unless they have a communicable disease or eat raw meat, in which case, they should instead offer her a handmade craft, presented with genuine eye-twinkling.

6. Eugenies are supportive of the arts, particularly theater, and are often talented artists in their own rite.

7. Eugenie is also the name of an erotic film from the 70's.
Dude, you're lucky and all, but it's not like you have a Eugenie in your bottle.

Wow, that show was super sexy like Eugenie!

I just found a Eugenie-penny, so I'll have good luck all day long!
by ChocolateRiver February 3, 2010
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Eugenia

She is a beautiful girl that will cheer you up when you’re feeling down she can be trusted she can make mistakes but she will admit it but don’t make her mad you don’t want that she is caring and her nickname can be uge,euge or more she can always be trusted
Boy:I think I have a crush on eugenia

Girl:cool go tell her maybe she has a crush on u too
by imthebestttt123 November 20, 2017
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eugena

A Eugena is a female who is Typically closed off from society and everyone around her. She is also untrustworthy, loner, weird individual whose into depressing dark satanic stuff, cuts off all their hair into a fucked up bob or pixie haircut dyed black. Dresses in a all black clothes, wears a long trench coat and fedora Typically always black. A Eugena is a very dangerous female who like a eugene is responsible for violent acts, public shootings, stalking and other heinous crimes against innocent people they feel have wronged them, or simply didn't comply with their wants. These types of Females are more psychotic than crazy ass feminist.
When you see a Eugena dressed in all black with a black trench coat and fedora on. Hair in a fucked up bob or pixie cut hair dyed black reach into her bag. That means you need to fucking run cause this bitch is psychotic. If you see a eugena stalking you everywhere, And see her outside your window your in trouble run bitch run.
by ladyj90sbaby August 22, 2017
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