siskel and ebert

while a girl is laying on her belly... you stick "one thumb down" her ass hole and "one thumb up" her pussy.

i was with sally last night.. i gave her the 'ol siskel and ebert!

by flesh colored radio June 23, 2007

Roger Ebert

Two thumbs up! (the butt)

Sam: Wow, my asshole really hurts today.
Gil: Yeah, dude, we Roger Ebert'd you after you passed out last night.

by FilmCritic December 18, 2008

Ebert and Roeper

It's giving a girl two thumbs up. One up in the pink and one up in the stink.

Last night I Ebert and Roepered a girl in the hot tub.

by Tyler AM May 3, 2008

Siskel & Ebert Handjob

Dual, simultaneous handjobs, one standard style with thumb up and one western grip handjob style with thumb down.

She was sitting between us at the movie, so she went ahead and gave us a Siskel & Ebert Handjob!

by Mike Romaine from Florida August 25, 2010

John Egbert

A character from the webcomic Homestuck.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.

Person 1(who has clearly never read Homestuck to be asking this question): Who's your favourite character from Homestuck?
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.

by CuriousAuthor July 18, 2017

Elbert Caldera

used to describe a very gay person in southern California,especially in north San Diego County

Dude, stop being such an Elbert Caldera

by anonymous December 19, 2003

ebertosh

A word you yell when your mad, or when you fall or hurt yourself.

::falls:: "Fucking EBERTOSH!!!!"

by BrendanSillyPants November 6, 2005