Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass

Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?

by Jonny Long Schlong June 12, 2011

Erling the robot haaland

He is a robot who came from Germany also he is Norwegian and he is blue just like his dad and scores loads on loads of goals.

Erling the robot Haaland has scored 353467349 goals this minute.

by Erling Mbappaypal Mbappe February 11, 2023

Bryn Ellington

Universal defender of the needy, typically found degrading the mental state of the filth God forgot to remove from this world. Such as Matthew Edwards and other renouned nonces

"Oi oi here comes Jimmy saville, only joking Matthew you stupid pedophile, I Bryn Ellington will shield the innocent from your Richmond fingers"

by Boiboiington January 26, 2019

edlington

a town thats in a bigger town called doncaster and is split into two parts old edlington and new edlington it has a lot of chavs and yobs

is also called edlo not a bad place tho

ive just been beat up in edlo

by leee July 5, 2005

wayne ellington

could tool anyone in basketball and also gets head from amanda

wayne gets wat he wants on the court and on amanda

by holla March 22, 2005

Ellingham

An Ellingham is when you have a very violent shit that is expelled with force. Might take a bit of energy to get rid of it, but its satisfying when its gone.

"Oh guys, I'll be back in a bit I need to be rid of an Ellingham"

by ChronicFan February 20, 2009

Elinga

Elinga is a girl's name that is very caring, always makes you laugh also they are very pretty and cute filled with love and affection. They mostly have blue eyes and blonde hair.

Guy1: Wow that girl is so pretty!
Guy2: Wow, her name is probably Elinga

by Esketitman118 November 5, 2019