esemoment

a moment of stupidity that makes no sense

French toast can melt in a toaster (esemoment)

by p.rebel March 12, 2016

Eskimo sisters

When you and your friend slept with same guy.

OMG we are Eskimo sisters

by Joeeeeerree March 3, 2018

Eskimo kiss

The act of two men snowballing with one another immediately after they become eskimo brothers by way of a threesome

"It sure was nice of the hot waitress from Olive Garden to let us double up on her like this," said Sonic the Hedgehog to Michaelangelo the ninja turtle. "But for this night to be complete, we need to seal the deal with an eskimo kiss."
"Cowabunga!", said Michaelangelo the ninja turtle as he leaned down to slurp Sonic the Hedgehog's warm load out of the waitress's sweaty, exhausted, vagina

by Motuu June 4, 2020

Eskimo-Father

-noun

1. Someone who has taken the virginity of a girl who you have had sexual intercourse with

Ex. My girlfriend lost her virginity to Edward Cullen (My Eskimo-Father). Edwards brothers all took turns having sex with my girlfriend on separate occasions thus making them my Eskimo-brothers

by Grandvia Pt & CO June 17, 2010

Eskimo Friday

in Nordic countries such as Russia, Scandinavia and Canada, the Friday before Christmas (i.e the Friday between December 18-24), especially one when its snowing like hell outside and you have maybe a foot or more of snow outside. On these Fridays, the temperature can drop to something like -20 to -25 degrees Celsius with no windchill factor.

According to family legend, my grandmother was born on an Eskimo Friday, a Friday, December 24.

by Sexydimma June 24, 2013

eskimo popsicle

a frozen log of poo used as a dildo

she said she needed more excitement so i pulled the eskimo popsicle out of the freezer and fucked her til it melted.

by peppypip May 6, 2010

eskimo kiss

es·ki·mo kiss

pronunciation: 'es-k&-"mO 'kis

1: the rubbing of two noses together.

the eskimos would kiss with their noses, so that their lips wouldn't freeze together.

hannah and kam like to eskimo kiss

by the palindrome January 27, 2005