Erectile melt down

When you ejaculate and you can't stop it just keeps gushing out even when you are not erect.

Susan I think I'm having an erectile melt down what should we do?

by T-rent October 10, 2014

Erectile Dysfunction

I wanted a mug that puts my condition on full display for everybody to see

give me my Erectile Dysfunction mug.

by Spook404 January 30, 2020

erectile disfuction

one usually a men who has difficulty obtainng erection who needs to use a medication such as viagra or cialis

DYlkan Field.... has trouble gettin a boner therefore he has an erectile disfuction unlike his friend philson who has no problem getting one!

by pilldyl July 24, 2006

ereptile dysfunction

A sexual dysfunction commonly found in reptiles. Dinosaur impotence.

A known cure has not been found.

That brontosaurus has ereptile dysfunction, he totally isn't scoring

by eleanor eleanor eleanor December 9, 2008

Erectile Kissfunction

When you're so ready to go, you blow your load the moment you start kissing.

Guy 1: "How'd your date with that girl go?"
Guy 2: "Came way too early just from kissing her. Damn erectile kissfunction!"

by MRBLAUSKY July 10, 2017

ErectilePhobia

ErectilePhobia, fear of erections.

Otherly defined as fear of boners.

when you see someone have a erection, you get scared.

man: hey dude how are you?
other man: oh hi! wait-

man: sorry man i couldnt help it saw a hot girl just pass by, yk
other man: AAAH!!! i have erectilephobia *runs away*
man:...wtf?

by Metal- kind of iron April 1, 2022

erectile dysfunction

When a man's soldier won't salute.

Man 1: I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction
Man 2: And you call yourself a man?

by FrenzyMedia August 5, 2016