The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.
Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!
Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
by AMadHat September 16, 2024
Get the Epi guzzlingmug. Pipi Epi
by DontTouchMyPP November 21, 2021
Get the Epimug. noun.
1. A freshly-stated and/or alternative perspective on an enlightened thought; cleverly and/or artistically expressed with excellent use of grammar, syntax, and/or spelling.
2. Tremendously well-written insight.
3. Epic poetry or prose.
1. A freshly-stated and/or alternative perspective on an enlightened thought; cleverly and/or artistically expressed with excellent use of grammar, syntax, and/or spelling.
2. Tremendously well-written insight.
3. Epic poetry or prose.
" 'The word emotion stands for: energy in motion. When we're truthful to ourselves about how we feel, we can use our emotions to our advantage', is an example of epi-poeticism."
by bau3r November 19, 2016
Get the epi-poeticismmug. 