Epileptic Stingray

When you’ve had a couple of kids and your Labia swings from side to side (making a slapping sound) when you laugh

Pamela was so amused that her downstairs suffered from an Epileptic Stingray.

by Weller November 12, 2023

Epileptic Stingray

Long Labia that shakes vigorously.

Pamela laughed so much in the shower; that Stephen thought her lady bit’s looked like an Epileptic Stingray.

by Weller November 13, 2023

Chaticus Epilepticus

Excessive use of group chats

Dude, did you see those four new group chats he created just today? Total case of chaticus epilepticus.

by OkieWannaSmokie December 20, 2022

Epeleptic Throat

E-pa-lep-tic Th-rote. Noun. Voice Box Syndrome which confuses the brain.

When a person tries to speak their throat has a seizure and it sounds like a phone ringing on vibrate which is why its called Vib Throat known as Epeleptic Throat.

by B.Nicole May 13, 2010

epauleptic

With reference to, or featuring, epaulettes.

Longing for the glorious look of bygone hussars the city people went positively spastic when epauleptic jackets hit the malls, losing the only battle they would ever have to fight, the one for self control.

by MrSpidermango February 13, 2013

epikleptic fit

Sarcastic term for when someone with "sticky fingers" embarks on a wildly-rampaging "seizure" of other people's stuff.

When authorities searched a dwelling that was jam-packed with stolen merchandise, the lead investigator eyeball-rollingly remarked to his companions that the place looked like the proceeds of an epikleptic fit.

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

epilepdick

A penis which is naturally anxious or overly excited, so much so that it's baseline is to "jump" or "twitch"

I had an epilepdick after orgasming so hard!

by Blantern September 28, 2020