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epen0s

What grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.
John: My dual 4ghz Pentium 4s just arrived! As soon as UPS delivers my water cooling system I'm gonna have the fastest computer on the block!

Mark: What were you saying? I was busy having sex and not worrying about my epen0s.
by LilJonWask September 6, 2005
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eenda

noun The brown stuff that comes out of one's bum; shit.
Bob made eenda in his pants.
by gio8282 October 21, 2008
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epedantic

A widespread occurrence of infectious correcting that mainly infects populations of youth and young "adults." Symptoms are excessive crying, finger pointing, and lack of common courtesy towards anyone that doesn't share the same ideals. Studies reveal that participation trophies and lack of respect may be the root cause.
Person X: Kids nowadays are going through an epedantic. They feel the urge to argue over every detail and opinion of others with differing views.

Person Y: WOW!!!! NO WE DONT!!!!
by Adam.Jakey August 23, 2020
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epenai

Epenai is the friend you want to have. She is always kind, funny and a bit crazy (in a good way of course). She can be calm sometimes and loves to read. She is always there for you no matter what. She will be your best friend till the end
Epenai is the friend you want to have
by Peps and bobo November 26, 2021
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Swine Flu Epedemic

A strain of Influenza thought to have originated in Mexico amongst swines(more commonly known as pigs) and completely blown out of proportion by American media causing mass panic amongst citizens lacking common sense.

An excuse like bad economy for people to lower their standards or blame a failing endeavor on.
James:"Want to freak people out?"
Carl:"Yeah bro, how so?"
James: "Lets wear sombreros and cough around people in public."
Carl:"Abusing the Swine flu epedemic!GENIOUS!"

Ryan:"Jesus we had a bad opening for the new movie 17 Again"
Amanda:"What do you expect? It's hard to do anything in the bad economy especially with the swine flu going around"
Ryan:"..."
by TypicalPosterLol May 2, 2009
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Epenisic

When something is so fit, it makes you're penis go hard and makes you feel epic
Wow that girl's so hot, she's Epenisic
by StarA August 14, 2012
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Elend

ENGELSKA
Elend is a very handsome and good-looking guy who can get any girl he wants, he's very good at football and is faster than a Ferrari. He is one of Sweden's best hockey players but he do not bet on before he came to the national team and start arguing with his coach because he eh so good at hockey that he did not get the rest of the team could not win without him.
ENGELSKA
Elend is a very handsome and good-looking guy who can get any girl he wants, he's very good at football and is faster than a Ferrari. He is one of Sweden's best hockey players but he do not bet on before he came to the national team and start arguing with his coach because he eh so good at hockey that he did not get the rest of the team could not win without him.
by Agaaa December 12, 2016
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