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Eigensex

When one (typically a female) has a sexual intercourse encounter with a one eigendick (typically a male) and reaches the point of Eigenasm and cums everywhere
Yo Dubin I had Eigensex with that smut from chi-o last night....it was Eigengood..possibly the best Eigensex I've ever had.
by Eigensaw March 26, 2009
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eigenmotion

The state of one (living being) entering him/her/themselves into a self-sustaining stable trance where self inhibition is no longer an option. An eigenmotion is a (hypnotic) state in which a living being can be; it can only be entered and left through external stimuli.

Eigenmotions are a sub class of stereotypical behaviour with the nuance being that eigenmotions cannot be self inhibited.

Eigenmotions are easily identified by things that keep doing the same this over and over again with no obvious purpose or goal. Each eigenmotion is terminated by external triggers.

Examples include of types of eigenmotions;

- dog eigenmotion: dogs that keep following their own tail in circles (trigger: throw a ball)
- lap eigenmotion: people running laps on track and field (trigger: sumo wrestle them down)
- carrot stick eigenmotion: people on treadmills (trigger: press the emergency stop button)
- gym hype eigenmotion: people on spinning bikes (trigger: jam the wheel)
- asocial social eigenmotion: people scrolling endlessly on facebook's app (trigger: KO that phone, try off the WiFi)

Eigenmotion can be used as a noun or verb.
At the local gym (verb)

Joe: Look at all those people on their spinning bikes
Maria: Yeah they are eigenmotioning verb
Joe: Lets relieve them by jamming those bikes
Maria: Amazing idea!

At a family dinner (noun and verb)
Bob: Kids what are your plans for next year? Are you eigenmotioning again?
- Kids are performing the asocial social eigenmotion noun (Scrolling endlessly through facebook) without responding to Bob
Bob's wife: Honey, lets get them out of eigenmotions noun by shutting the WiFi down
- Bob shuts off the WiFi
- All the kids simultaneously give death stares to Bob
by alternativescience_yourski February 28, 2017
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Ecigery

The act or practice of stealing or bogarting another person's electronic cigarette.
You have committed the griviois offence the act ecigery.
by Seabiscuit chick January 6, 2018
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eongeB

Reverse of Begone and also Enson is gay.
"u spelled eongeb as enongb
Enongb is not in our dictionary-
So-"
by eongeB July 31, 2020
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Ewige slegte poes

Someone you really don't like, and you don't know how else to say it or express how much you dislike them, so you say to them jou ma se ewige slegte poes
Me: "Check this ewige slegte poes"
Them: "(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞"
by Big Dick Chungus March 24, 2021
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eigenvibe

it's all in the name

eigenvalue
eigenvibe

math vibe
A: hey look I made this animation that shows which vectors don't rotate during a matrix transformation
B: yo that's an eigenvibe
by aaaaaahhhhhhhh May 4, 2021
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eoieoi

a chant used for excitement; a cult expression

(pronounced: eee oi)
Look! A dog! eoieoieoieoieoieoieoi!
by bingi August 19, 2022
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