Sephora Employee 

A Sephora employee thinks they are automatically makeup-guru just because they work at a cosmetic store. Key characteristic of an sephora employee include: constant assumption you are a shop lifter, and being condescending.

omg look at that girl, she defiantly is a sephora employee

Sephora Employee by yokesonyokes January 24, 2017

Baby shoppers employee 

A person who is employed at a shoppers drug mart, instead of being employed at a grocery store, therefor attaining the name “baby shoppers employee”

Swamp: haha you work at baby shoppers stupid baby shoppers employee
Josh: nooooooooo I work superstore I not baby

Baby shoppers employee by Swampedbandit April 18, 2022

Self Employed Agorist 

A self-employed Agorist is usually someone that takes themselves way too seriously and sucks off the works of Samuel Edward Konkin III. Some Agorists are hard-working members of society but the self-employed Agorist chooses to stay home 3D printing whatever bullshit their meth-addicted mind can come up with I.e. (3D printing those bump dildos). Instead of treating Agorism as a side job they devote their lives to this get rich quick scheme instead of cleaning houses or working at a liquor store they choose to remain in the same economic condition they were in the first place.

Regular Agorist - Man I worked this long shift now to sell candles on the weekend hey man what did you do all day?
Self Employed Agorist - I spent all day 3D printing some (Insert bullshit here)
Regular Agorist - Ah Cool that's a cool side job
Self Employed Agorist - Side job?

Self Employed Agorist by SloanDome September 25, 2019

self-employed 

To have pit stains

John didn't want to lift up his arms because he knew he was self-employed.

self-employed by cheesemcdeese November 3, 2011

state employee 

unemployed and receiving unemployment check from state, hence becoming a state employee

so, he's a state employee now, eh?

state employee by mypseudonym34324 September 28, 2012

Super Employee 

Someone who takes his/her job way too seriously

Someone who goes way too far with their job

They also can be referred to as an SE

If your reading this and you think its stupid, then you might be a Super Employee

Bryan: You hear that Richard stayed after work for 2 hours last night just to clean, and didn't get paid for it

Bob: No I didn't hear that, but i can totally believe it, because he is a Super Employee

Super Employee by Big Benis August 23, 2008

personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce 

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce by anonymous March 9, 2021