Nocturnal Emission

The scientific term for a wet dream, ie: cumming in your sleep.

After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission.

by La Nerdette October 30, 2010

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Enissa

Enissa is a girl who is beautiful inside and out. She is really insecure about herself and how she looks, she dates guys who don't treat her the way she should be treated, and that's because she is insecure and doesn't think she can get better than that. She puts up with stupid guys' crap. I've loved her for two years but I don't know how to say it, and I've messed up a lot with her, and it's too late because no doubt she's with a guy who doesn't care about her again. If you meet an Enissa and she isn't dating some douche bag like she usually is, then you should get to know her and make her yours as soon as you can. I regret that I didn't, and I know if she ever read this, she wouldn't believe it was me who wrote it. I love her. Enissa if you read this I Love You.

I have loved Enissa for two years, but I didn't know how to tell her, and I'm sorry.

by brack19 February 7, 2010

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emissions testing

When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.

"Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dat nigga went through emissions testing"

by DumbshitMcgee69 February 14, 2018

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elissa hassler

The funniest, kindest, sweetest person you will ever find. When your with her you'll never want to leave. Always makes you feel happy when your sad. The best friend you could ever have.

Wow she's such an Elissa Hassler*Blushes*

by MyRealName7372927739 May 9, 2018

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