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Fails NNN but no one cares. Often has an erection then shoots through the gas stove, eating 10 grandpas before landing on pluto. He gets mad at his dad for not being his dad. Every day he gets his pet grape to lick a friendly cow. His lamas eat sexy paper clips. He trains Starbucks napkins to steal his goldfish crackers but is still not successful. There are purple mushrooms in Harry's backyard that scream tacos. He is so blue he is greener than purple. He spends his day thinking of his favourite colour on a scale from one to ten what is his favourite colour in the alphabet. Hi harry I'm dad
Fails NNN but no one cares. Often has an erection then shoots through the gas stove, eating 10 grandpas before landing on pluto. He gets mad at his dad for not being his dad. Every day he gets his pet grape to lick a friendly cow. His lamas eat sexy paper clips. He trains Starbucks napkins to steal his goldfish crackers but is still not successful. There are purple mushrooms in Harry's backyard that scream tacos. He is so blue he is greener than purple. He spends his day thinking of his favourite colour on a scale from one to ten what is his favourite colour in the alphabet. Hi harry I'm dad
Teacher "Harrison Eldridge"
Harrison " I Just wanted my chair back"
"Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace"
"Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue. Don't smell my desk. It can make jam"
Harrison " I Just wanted my chair back"
"Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace"
"Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue. Don't smell my desk. It can make jam"
by "surfboard" November 13, 2019
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concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.
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Elfriede is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is very cute, smart and extremely creative with most things related to art.One of her biggest secrets although, is that she is wanted by the P.O.N because she is the biggest nini out there. The one that she has chosen is very lucky indeed
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She is extremely beautiful, intelligent and great at deep talk even tho she is very self critical. Everyone should try to get a Elfriede Henriette in his life just to have someone who you can give all your love.
She is extremely beautiful, intelligent and great at deep talk even tho she is very self critical. Everyone should try to get a Elfriede Henriette in his life just to have someone who you can give all your love.
Elfriede Henriette: Hey whats on your mind? Is everything ok?
You: *get a save place to talk about your thoughts and feelings*
You: *get a save place to talk about your thoughts and feelings*
by I wanna marry ur cat November 21, 2021
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He has a good personality but he’s just too Eldridge
Eww don’t talk to me you are so Eldridge
He has a good personality but he’s just too Eldridge
Eww don’t talk to me you are so Eldridge
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