Premature Electuration

Early Self congratulations for an election you haven't won.

Joe Biden experienced Premature Electuration When he told the People that he would become president, before the counts were even complete.

by cloudrf November 9, 2020

with the electrician

A euphemism for acquiring sexual stimulation from an inorganic object that is powered by electricity (ie. washing machine, vacuum cleaner, etc.) Commonly used by people from Manchester, UK.

Roomie 1: Oi! Turn off that vacuum! It's 1am!

Roomie 2: Won't be a sec! I'm just with the electrician!

by Eugene Chucksworth May 29, 2017