Ejaculation of gas

A posh term for farting

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas

by IXKD December 16, 2020

Evaculation

Sticking around in a Category 5 hurricane zone to pick up a few pairs of sweet sneaks.

We heard about all the evaculation going on, but we wanted to redistribute some sneaks from The Foot Locker.

by Joel1983 October 3, 2017

Ejaculhation

When you ejaculate on your girlfriend who takes the piss out of you on a daily basis.

Man 1: Dude, how was your night with your girlfriend?
Man 2: I absolutely hated her, so I did quite a lot of ejaculhation.

by BananaReef145 August 8, 2019

Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

The small ejaculation that occurs less than an hour after real ejaculation.

After I masturbated last night, I took a shower and was clean in my bed, and all of a sudden I felt a small dampness in my boxers. I found that it was Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

by D1EN0M1TE July 7, 2009

premature ejaculation

Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.

Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution

by Andrew Shea August 25, 2004

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression)

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

by profbass March 18, 2010

Ejaculating

To ejaculate is to cum. For spunk to come out of a males penis!

“I am close to ejaculating on you”

by Sex doll 69 February 27, 2018