side door ejection

While hooking up in a parking lot, when the man is ready to cum, he opens the back door and shoots his load all over the pavement.

Hey Kara, i think im about to blow, where should i do this?

Fuck it Dan, side door ejection that shit!

by Global friends August 31, 2018

Coronal Mass Ejection

A huge, loud ass cough.

Excuse me, I just had a Coronal Mass Ejection.

by NihilegoBuil October 20, 2020

Ejectulation

As you reach altitude you realise issues in the flight where you think death is evident. So then you get the penis out and masturbate until your on vinegar stroke and then whilst cuming you press the eject button and simultaneously you blow your semen and eject into the air causing ejectulation.

Whilst dog fighting with the boys in our F45 fighter jets i looked across whilst in fighting formation and seen my mates eyes glaze over and then we all knew he was in ejectulation mode.... From there we broke formation and it was never spoken of again.

by Troy-Nami July 7, 2018

Erectangle

When two midgets and two guys of average or greater height all simultaneously suck each other's dicks, with each pair parallel from each other. Sixty-nining, but for a foursome.

Midget 1: "Hey bro, I've been looking for another little person for my foursome, you down?"
Midget 2: "Sure thi...wait, is it gonna be an erectangle? I'm down!"

by Cactusjackoff October 29, 2019

Ejectculation

The act of squeezing your cock from the balls to the genitals in the hopes that you may shoot out a tad more cum because you fapped and lost all of your cum that you should've used on your gf.

Not to be confused by computers regurgitating USBs.

Willy wanked his cock, but so little came out that he tried ejectculation to get more cum. The next day his gf didn't get pregnant and she thought Willy was a girl.

by darude sandstorm May 23, 2015

electability

A primary candidate's ability, as perceived by a political party's ideological base, of having the best chance of later winning in the general election.

Many Democratic primary voters voted for John Kerry in 2004 because they believed he was the only candidate with enough electability to be able to beat Republican George W. Bush in the Presidental Election.

by snardy September 7, 2005

premature ejection dysfunction

Loss of data or files when you eject your USB key without properly stopping the device.

Oh no! Half of my presentation is missing because I just pulled out without stopping my USB key. This happens to me all the time. I must have a problem with premature ejection dysfunction.

by emb68 May 15, 2007