Eiser

To get fucked. To get fucked for a long period of time. To get screwed over. Forced to do anything against your will. Being left out. To fuck a person, place, or thing. To descirbe a situation as shitty. To attempt to kill or get someone killed.

Alternate meaning: To describe someone as a worthless fucktard, shit eating, faggot, goose stepping nazi, asshole, dickhead, dick, pussy, cunt, whore, stupid, reject, queer, anal, cum dumpster, gutter slut, jizz stain, mother fucker, afghan, chai boy, and child molester.

Eiser is an all encompassing term for any and all future curse words.

Man, the boss really eisered me today! I have to work through the weekend!

Sarah got eisered hard at that frat party.

Mitchell is such an eiser when he wakes up.

This is all eisered up!

Wow shes such a fucking eiser.

All those soldiers got eisered by thier commanders decsion.

by Mustang6 October 23, 2012

Anne Margaret Eilertsen

Anne Margaret Eilertsen is the definition of a boss and is sooooo amazingly hot.

Anne Margaret Eilertsen has supper luscious hair

by not available....karlobio November 15, 2011

Ashley Eilers

A girl that makes videos. Also known as Yelhsaselie on RuneScape and YouTube.

Yesterday Ashley Eilers and I killed Moss Giants at the Varrock Sewers.

by Yelhsasrelie July 3, 2009

Eiler

1. Slutty girl you meet at a bar and take home without needing to get her drunk.

2. A girl with no personality that has only her looks to survive off of.

3. Another name for a one night stand. Can be used in conjunction with itself.

I met an eiler at the bar last night and had an eiler. Very sad since she's such an eiler that right around the time she turns 35 nobody is gonna be able to stand her, especially after she has kids.

by kimw2006 October 18, 2010

eiler

1. A cheese pussy
2. one who is possibly gay
3. did i mention hes afraid of cheese

That kid was being an Eiler at lunch when he scraped the cheese of his pizza.

by thegrabber2 January 24, 2011

eieriel

Eieriel is a beautiful woman she loves to play and when she hurting she starts to hide it with a smile she never let people see her cry she love all but if u hurt her she will never forgive you so if you her friend never let her go

Hi what's your name he said

Eieriel she said
Like the little mermaid he said
Yes but spelled different she said

by Ejm17 March 14, 2017

Eider bar

Is how you call a waiter in the basque country

Eider bar! More beer!

by alfredodev November 22, 2021