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evan kirkman

the alpha of all men. legend says he sleeps with 5 different girls every night. also he is a pretty good warzone player.
that guy is picking up so much girls! his name must be evan kirkman.
by jared862731 July 20, 2020
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dirty evan

Someone who loves to take control when having sex. One who is "in it to win it". He won't be gentle. He pulls hair, slaps ass, and can ride it all night long. Aspires to be a porn star by night and college student by day. Also does the pile driver in bed and ladies love it. Piles drive her right in the ass.

"Who is that? Hope he gives me a dirty Evan."
Who is that? Hope he's dirty Evan
by Lulumagoo87 July 10, 2014
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Evan Jennings

ahh, Evan, the psychotic, machete-loving, sexy-voiced and violent male that seems to have crawled straight out of hell. Best known for the popular slenderverse web series, 'everymanHYBRID', where he played himself and a demonic being named HABIT, Evan also has a separate youtube channel where he plays video games. Also, BEWARE, he ate a baby!
oh god! I think he just ate a baby!

who IS he!?

that sexy beast is Evan Jennings!
by Danger=Home July 10, 2018
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Evan Peters

Evan peters is the best looking man on earth and the LOML followed by Harry Styles, Cillian Murphy, Zach Effron, and Tom Holland
by Kayleigh Dunne November 16, 2021
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Evangelia

Everyone knows her by the name Lia. She is a very shy girl but once you get to know her, she is crazy, funny and a sweet girl. She likes talking to boys and has a lot of guy friends since she relates to them more. Everyone single guy has a crush on her because she is funny and makes cocky jokes. She is shy to tell anyone of her friends her crush or might tell her closest ones, but whenever she sees her crush she blushes and acts weird. She is a very unique and beautiful girl and has an amazing hourglass figure than everyone is dying to have. Her friends always compliment her but her other so-called friend of hers is jealous.

She likes to take care of her self and likes to wear very minimal makeup. She always smells so damn good and when people pass her they fall in love with her smell
Evangelia means bearer of good news

Louis: Dude do you see Lia? I really like her
Friend: Why?
Louis: Because don't you see she's really funny and cute and has a really nice body ;)
Friend: Oh damn, I know right I don't see why not. She's fine af. Man you should get her!

Louis: I will <3
by LilyRosel February 22, 2020
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evangelegal

A mix of the word evangelist and illegal.

1. City rules that technically aren't laws but nothing can be done because the church says so.
2. When a person of the church does something wrong or illegal.
What do you mean the church keeps pushing bars out of this town? I can't believe this evangelegal bullshit!
by Headexpl0dy June 16, 2010
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Evan GEEDson

A particular type of Evan that has an abnormal amount of GEED like tendencies. Most love the movie titanic and eating sticks of butter.
Oh man look at that Evan, HES REALLY GEEDISH. He must be a Evan GEEDson!
by ChaneyMeister November 15, 2022
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