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Egosexual

someone who would only have sex with themselves.
Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual
by cole March 21, 2004
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Egors Dick

Egors dick is the perfect size for all women. It will make your pussy wet and will make you get thousands of orgasms every year. If you find Egors dick you are a very lucky woman. Or man xD.
I found Egors dick in my pussy yesterday. OMG, CAN I HAVE SOME ASWELL? Of course babe
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Egoseismic

Egocentric thinking that has to do with earthquakes.
Bob: "Wherever I go there's always an earthquake"

Joe: "That's egoseismic thinking"
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anti-egoseismic

adj - disinclined to experiencing earthquakes. One who is anti-egoseismic may live in North Carolina and hear about earthquakes occurring every month in California, and then move to California and live there for years without ever experiencing one.

Antonym - egoseismic (prone to earthquakes)
"I think I'm anti-egoseismic, because I've lived my whole life in various places that are prone to earthquakes, and yet I've never experienced a single one."
by JustCasualGRENNAN June 12, 2012
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egoism

The philosophy believing that all good and productive effort begins with the individual. The egoist, or one who follows egoism, seeks to better himself and views others a mutual partners and possible traders. Egoism is not synonimous with hedonism.
I earned the money. So its mine. But if you want it, then I'll give you two dollars for that good looking hamburger.
by TAPQOE June 6, 2004
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Anti-egoseismic

Where ever one goes about, they think that disaster flees from them and/or the area, state or country that they live within.
Watch Good Mythical Morning of Rhett and Links 'How to prepare for an Earthquake' on Youtube for a better definition.

Link would GLADLY accept being an anti-egoseismic, since where ever he seems to go, earthquakes flee from him. (maybe amongst other things too ;) at one point he wishes to be commissioned for the good deed he has done for his city.
by Evalseralc June 13, 2012
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Egomaniac

1)A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as

2.) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)

3.) Someone who posts definitions of their name because they think people care who they are.

4.) The French.
(Unless their country is getting its ass kicked by some invading foreign army then they beg on hands and knees)

5.) US magistrate judges I don’t know if you ever seen one in court but the bastards think they’re GOD (especially when they presiding in mediocre unknown little hic-towns or suburbs)
When in Rome do as the Romans do, when a Celebrity be egomaniacal. (NEVER to be confused with ecumenical)
by Kalynn Smith-Fabrizio December 9, 2003
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