evanescence

Apart from the proper dictionary definition, Evanescence is a rock band with great lyrics. You don't have to be a depressed or be into rock to appreciate their music. Even if you're a content and happy person, you can to some extent relate to their songs. If they weren't any good, they wouldn't have so much publicity, think about it, how many other bands in the same genre have succeeded like them.

Eg) My Immortal - lost love?
Going Under - finally letting go?
Bring me to Life - self recognition?
Breathe No More -

Self-improvement is for the weak, the strong seek self-destruction.

by Dead Angel May 13, 2005

Ebenezer Squeezer

An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.

Especially popular around the winter holidays.

I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.

by Lee Richards July 11, 2010

Eboner

Usually an "emo;" listens to typical "emo" or "myspace scene" music. Tends to fancy little boys called Alex, whom tend to be on the dole

1: "Did you hear about that Eboner?"
2: "Is she the one who likes dole dossers?"
1: "Yes, and emo/myspace cult."

by Gregory cummings January 27, 2007

ebae

Your significant other whom you meet via internet

'dude who's that chick in your screensaver you fuckin her?'
'nah man i wish, she's my ebae'

by osirister May 24, 2014

ebae

1: a boyfriend or girlfriend you met online and haven't yet met in person
2: the person you are in an online relationship with

Karly: You look really tired today, did you get any sleep last night?

James: A bit, but I was up late messaging my ebae, Jess.

by bbygrldab April 14, 2014

Evanescence

Probably the best band to ever come into existence. Amy Lee's voice is perfect; the contradiction between the music and her singing sounds wonderful. Typically called "goth rock", the band doesn't really fit under that definition.

The people at my school don't understand good music; no one here likes Evanescence.

by GottaLoveEvanescence May 22, 2005

ebayer

Someone who buys or sells on ebay websites.

+10 good ebayer is dis guy. Fast payeer of money f0r teh jar containing celebrity snot. Yupppers.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004