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Eating Shit

Having a really bad day.
John's girlfriend broke up with him, his mother died in a car crash, and he lost his job; today, John was eating shit.
by mrshiteater April 5, 2010
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eating shit

to hang out, or to imply people gossiping
We were at the mall, eating shit.

I walked away 'cause they were eating shit, and Mary's my friend.
by Mekka April 23, 2004
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Eat Shit

To consume one's or another's feaces
Ben: "Oi, eat shit!"

Pedestrian proceeds to eat shit
by Pelt February 7, 2007
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Eat Shit

A girl calls her friend after 11 pm to sleepover. She has her brother to ask if he can put his head between her friends legs. The friend wipes her shit on her pussy in case someone tries to force their hands down her pants. So she says yes and the guy EAT SHIT!!!!
by thebest4ever December 7, 2009
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802-EAT-SHIT

A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.
If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!
by Marcthetumblrguy May 19, 2018
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Eat shit , derek.

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.
Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."
by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013
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eat shit and die

The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.
"That mother-fucker just cut me off! Hey you! 'Eat shit and die!'"
by Dr. Kev October 27, 2006
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