eat it

1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"

1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 12, 2009

eating

eat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t)
v. ate, (t) eat·en, (tn) eat·ing, eats
v. tr.
1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption
2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on
3. Informal. To bother or annoy
4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

eat

UK street slang. Basically to rob someone in the street in a not-very-violent way.

Typical scene on the streets of Leyton, London:
'Yo, blad, empty your pockets.'
'huh?'
'Man, I'm eating you. Hurry up and set me your phone and your money.'

by Kilo Lobo July 1, 2003

Eat It

A parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat it" by Weird Al.

Your table manners are a crying shame! You're playing with your food like it's some kind of game. Well, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame, so eat it! Just eat it!

by BasicLvrCH8r February 16, 2008

Eat this!

You weeb

EAT THIS!

by A weeb boi October 11, 2019

eats

In East London, England it means people going to a specific place just to steal or rob from victims

They came to the opening evening to maake eats

by Ricardo Clarke, London February 12, 2005

eat

to lick a girl's pussy

Baby always wanted to eat Hun, but he can't when she's on her period

by Hun&Baby October 28, 2007