eased up

To be very relaxed, usually under the influence of alcohol on a big scale.

Andrew was going to the races - he knew he would be eased up

by Legiz March 9, 2015

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

eadad

eadad or eat a dick and die.

Person 1: Eadad.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Eat a dick and die.
Person 2: :(

by i like faygo November 5, 2006

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

by cyyfii December 1, 2021

sloppy double ended snake

Puking and pooping at the same time

I ate too much KFC and had a sloppy double ended snake!

by Kyla! (Douche-bag) Davis March 7, 2009

double ended dragon

When one pukes and poops simultaneously.

Jack, finding himself not able to hold back anymore, leaned off the side of the boat and performed the double ended dragon, spewing chunks out the front and feces out the back at the same time.

by doubleg007 November 14, 2011

Six Eared Macaque

Have you seen that hot emo ass monkey? Oh yeah that one.

The definition of; " Why is a lego so hot? "
Six eared Macaque is a fine monke

by ratsrcool June 9, 2022