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Desmond Elliot

A senator in Nigeria that constructed a toilet as a constituency project and a man who doesn't have anything to offer.
Eg- Nothing good comes from Desmond Elliot
by Barrister Emmanuel May 13, 2021
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Pull a Desmond

To do something awesome then immeadiately, somehow, fuck it up.
"HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST JUMPED LIKE 30 FEET THATS A NEW RECORD"
"But he fell back after he landed..."
"Ah shit. How could he Pull a Desmond?!?"
by 69 guy May 9, 2009
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dystopian

A dystopia (alternatively anti-utopia) is the antithesis of a utopian society. A dystopian society is usually characterized by an authoritarian or totalitarian form of government, or some other kind of oppressive social control.

An anti-utopian society where, instead of a paradise, everything has gone wrong in the attempt to create a perfect society.

The negative outcome and eventual failure of a society which has attempted to create the perfect society.
The novels, Brave New World (Aldous Huxley) and 1984 (George Orwell) are examples of dystopian societies.
by Ezza October 20, 2005
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Camille Desmoulins

Keegan's in love with Camille Desmoulins...can't blame him!
by Wolverine Psychologist July 10, 2011
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Desmosedici RR

The only MotoGP motorcicle in the world that you can ride on the street.
Man I would kill for a Desmosedici RR, too bad it costs 65 grand.
by DuMan November 20, 2007
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Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
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Desmond Hume

Everyone's favourite Scotsman on ABC's hit series Lost. Married to Penny Widmore and father to Charlie Hume. "See you in another life, Brotha!"
"Who's your favourite character on Lost?"
"Desmond Hume, obviously!"
by BlakeyBoi69 August 6, 2016
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