dwarf tosser

1. One who is not genuine, is full of shit, and is generally an asshole. See twigsmith

2.One who tosses dwarves

1. That kid is a backstabbing dwarf tosser!

2. Get outta my garden you fucking dwarf

by trotscrot July 1, 2008

seventh dwarf phenomenon

When you can't remember the last item in a group or list because you can only think of the ones you have already named, just as it's really tricky to remember the 7th dwarf's name, no matter which 6 you name first.

I know there are 7 -stan countries, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgistan, Tajikistan, and I can't think of the last one. It's the fucking seventh dwarf phenomenon.

by mr bananagrabber August 11, 2009

Anaphylactic Dwarfism

Shrinkage; Allergic reaction to water.

The act of genitals shrinking due to extremely cold water.

Looks like Ira has been plagued with anaphylactic dwarfism.

by Salem Bosk June 4, 2010

Dwarf Fortress

A multitude of Fun.

This game mainly involves the management of a fortress of Dwarves in the hope that you'll survive another year and not get overrun by the Goblins.

Oh, and it's ASCII.

Greg: Whatcha do on the weekend, Mike?
Mike: Well, I was playing Dwarf Fortress, my fort died.
Greg: Whadda fuck is Dwarf Fortress? Sounds shit...
Mike: No, it's awesome, it's ASCII!
Greg: Gaaaaaaaay.
Mike: FALCOOOON PUUUUUUNCH!!!

by Red Fortune May 31, 2009

dwarf planet

A secondary category of planets, but not actually. Dwarf planets are bodies of rock that orbit the Sun and are too small to classify as a planet. The Dwarf planets in our solar system as of this definition are Ceres, Pluto, and Eris.

1. Pluto was a planet until the discovery of a bunch of objects about its size brought it down to dwarf planet. All those bodies will soon be dwarf planets.

by gnase October 5, 2006

Dwarf Nigger

A small, creepy african american that is as rare as a lepercan (or however you spell it) It can only be seen on nights with rainbows, and is usual found standing over a unsuspecting 5 year old boy as he sleeps.

A jockey from Left For Dead 2

"Get this Dwarf Nigger off me!!!!!" (usable in both cases)

by jfoahgas May 5, 2011

DwarfMaxxing

The act of emulating a LOTR-esque dwarf, usually done by manlets (short men) with ugly faces. One attempts to increase their fat and muscle, grow out their body and facial hair, and drink profusely.

“DwarfMaxxing is the final redpill for manlets 5’8” and under who have unfortunate faces.”

by cyphlord November 5, 2021