Drunk as a concrete mother
possum. Wandering down the street in a blizzard, peeing in the
road, knocking on doors and being arrested by cop who is part of a tv show, so the whole world can see how drunk you are AND then signing the release form.
Begun in Akron Ohio, made
popular by the Soup.
"
Dude,
your mom just drank a 30
pack of Pabst in 12 minutes! She is drink, drank, drunk."
"Nah man, that's my moms your talking about. She's DUNKA DOO BALLS! Let's get her out of the street."