dumass

An illiterate's version of dumb ass.

The dumb ass writes dumass for dumb ass.

by Alexandre Dumas July 16, 2008

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

dumbass

A person is both stupid (e.g. dumb) while also stubbornly refusing to stop being stupid when asked (e.g. ass)

I couldn't teach him how to use the paintball gun because he was running around with it between his legs like a dumbass.

by dumbass September 17, 2003

Global Dumbass

Someone who's fucking stupid and doesnt know anything about global issues.

Iain: why's it so dark outside?

Zach: its because of global dimming you global dumbass!

by The juciest juicer October 5, 2017

stupid dumbass that should die

a stupid dumbass that looks like nikocado

chloe: you’re such a stupid dumbass that should die!

jacob: i know… im so emo and fat.. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by saturnn <3 October 6, 2022

Bambili Dumbass

(also "DAMBILI BAMBAS"/"Where have you been for eight years?", can be combined*) meme based on disinformation campaign in the context of the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, originally from russian propaganda takes related to the try of justification of invasion of Ukraine for the russians and people with problems in critical thinking and informational hygiene all over the world (even though the russians themselves have proudly admitted many times that they destroyed Donbas in 2014, read about Girl in, for example). Russian bots and paid rallies still use this, sometimes something goes wrong, cuz they have no idea what Donbas and where Donetsk and Luhansk is and they making mistakes in typing Donbas, that's where the expression Bombas/Dumbass came from.

*news about russian terrorist attack on civilians with number of deaths*
comment by russian or russian bots, that can't even show Donetsk or Luhansk on a map: "U DESERVE IT, UKRONAZI, *U BAMBILI DUMBASS FOR 8 YEARS!!!"

by russia_is_a_terrorist_state May 5, 2023

"zap yo dumbass"

Phrase from "The Juggernaut Bitch" that can be said right before schooling one of your friends in something.

John quickly said, "zap yo dumbass" before nailing a 3 pointer on Mark.

Ryan yelled, "zap yo dumbass" before stealing Peter in the jaw in a friendly boxing match.

by koozi47 August 20, 2006