dumber than a sack of rocks

A Southern idiom for someone who is beyond stupid.

Dave: I tell you Bobby is dumber that a sack of rocks.
Laura: Why?
Dave: I asked him to meet me outside the movie theater, and asked inside or outside.
Example2:
Clerk: Your total is $10.05 Do you have a nickel?
Bobby: No, only 5 pennies.
Clerk: You are dumber than a sack of rocks.

by fml November 19, 2007

dumberz

Pronounced "Dum-burrz", they are a variation of "numbers" necessary to complete and assignment. When one cannot figure out the correct numeric arrangement for the equation, one may utilize estimating skills and dumb-assery to create "dumberz". Thus completeing homework crappily...but punctually.

Scott: This sucks, there's not a single constant that fits here.
Ryan: Word, homie.
Scott: Screw this, UNLEASH da dumberz!!!(**proceeds to fill out furmulae with a guessed numeric variable.)

by nondeskript November 28, 2005

dumber than a bag of hammers

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

by rammymolnar May 14, 2020

Dumbversation

Talking to Talk

Attempting to be noticed, fit in or fill the quite by using ones own words.

A lot of words used but very little worthwhile is said.

While everyone else is watching a movie or having a logical conversation the person guilty of dumbversation continuously blurts out random comments about EVERYTHING and ANYTHING so that others will pay attention to them.

While others are discussing plans to go to an Italian restaraunt for dinner a dumbversator constantly butts in bringing up random fact about anything and everything. It would start with them mentioning an Italian resturant they had eaten at in the past with a waitress who had earings that reminded them of cuff links an uncle wore at their graduation. Then they go into detail about the graduation and the car they drove at that time. Then they start telling everyone how much gas cost at that time, 20 years ago.

by Mattchu Pichu December 27, 2010

dumberize

To dumb down, to make dumber

The department has dumberized the course to accomodate non majors.

by shadowed June 2, 2007

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS

When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid

some of the chick in my job are dumber than a bag of hammers

by NETTLES August 28, 2007

Dumber Than Tillo

To be extremely mentally retarded with limited patches of hair.

standing in the middle of a driveway to get picked up from the gym <- dumber than tillo

by dark fiji April 24, 2010