dirty dumbledore

a dirty dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz. Then u put a wizard had on her.

I gave this girl such a dirty dumbledore last night.

by Brandon / Nick May 26, 2008

Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.

I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it

by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011

dumbledore

A girl who is especially good at giving head, a "headmaster."

I call my girl Dumbledore, 'cause she's the headmaster.

by Book February 1, 2008

Dumbledore complex

A form of psychological compensation wherein an individual attempts to suppress his or her homosexual desires by means of diverting libidinal and seemingly unacceptable energies into intellectual endeavors. Named for Professor Albus Dumbledore of the Harry Potter book series.

Kelly: "Gawd, that guy is so friggin' smart!"

Cody: "Yeah, he's gotta Dumbledore complex. You know how conservative this area is."

by Danny Boy '12 July 8, 2009

Dumbledore

An old fashioned word for a bee (bumble bee) used predominantly in Dorset, UK

I stread on a dumbledore (I stood on a bee)

by Mekon666 April 28, 2009

[Dumbledore]

The puppet in potter puppet pals that comes up randomly while naked

Person 1: GOD whos that naked puppet
person 2: THATS Dumbledore
Dumbledore puppet: NAKED TIME!!!!!!
Person 1: GOD!!!!!!

by minerva snape January 9, 2009

Dumbledore's Army

The gay/lesbian population. Similar to "Friends of Dorothy." (Albus Dumbledore was outed by J.K. Rowling.)

I was going to invite Brian to the strip club, but I'm pretty sure he's a member of Dumbledore's Army.

by Eric M.H.H. July 20, 2008