Dumb Cunt Wish

1. Wanting something that there is no point in having.

Jesse: So what does your girlfriend want now?

Lee: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.

Jesse: OMG WTF? For a commuter?

Lee: Yea... its a fucking Dumb Cunt Wish but she will have it no doubt.

Jesse: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....

by lhm December 12, 2008

Dumb Cunt Wish

1. When a person (male or female) wants something rediculous that there is absolutely no point in having.

J: So what does your girlfriend want now?
L: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.
J: OMG WTF? For a commuter?
L: Yea... its a Dumb Cunt Wish. But you know she is going to get it.
J: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....

by lhm December 9, 2008

Dumb Cunt Driver School

or DCDS. The driving school that some women must have gone to based on there utter lack of understanding of how to operate a motor vehicle or share the road with others.

After taking up 2/3 of the road and not allowing anyone by "she must have gone to Dumb Cunt Driver School to learn how to do that".
Or a woman pulls around a utility truck without looking for oncoming traffic so you almost end up in a head on collision then motions you to back up out of her way. She must have gone to a Dumb Cunt Driver School

by Pennyslvania Driver October 25, 2007

Dumb Cunt 101

When a dumb cunt’s basic ass speech reveals immediately how deeply they live in a dumb cunt world.

Man “I’ve finally been learning to cope. I talk to my family more. I’m taking care of myself better and I even got a promotion at work.”

Woman “I don't need to know all the info on how your doing or feeling just tell me the fucking name of the person that told you that I'm fucking Isom!”

Man “Wow, you went straight to dumb cunt 101 shit there.”

by Musicboxer January 23, 2018

A Dumb Cunt

A term used to describe an individual usually named Meredith. This 'Meredith' usually takes long walks by herself and has multiple sex toys for a old and dried up vagina. Usually 6-7 different vibrators to be exact. None of which can get even the slightest bit of water flowing in that empty well.

What A Dumb Cunt. Bought all the sexy toys again. None of which will work, what a Meredith.

by GoochSquire June 4, 2020

some dumb cunt next door

That old lady Next door that everyone hates.

Who was the yelling? Some dumb cunt next door.

by Not Bob The builder. May 31, 2017

Biggest dumb cunt

Billy Ganter

Billy, you're actually the BIGGEST DUMB CUNT.

by Jobro Ki May 7, 2018