pastrami drapes

Loose, hanging labia.Analagous to beef curtains.

I had to worm my way through two inches of pastrami drapes before i was actually inside her.

by T.Wood August 4, 2006

steak drapes

The useless piece of skin hanging from the vagina closest to the asshole. Resembling a piece of gristle that you have chewed on for 5 minutes that you spit out onto your mashed potatoes.

When Matt finally found a nasty enough old bag to take his virginity she had such large steak drapes that he couldn't manage to find the hole.

by Matt the steak drape muncher January 27, 2007

Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016

Dupes Dong Rash

When a member of the Dupes clan blasts your face and you suffer a mysterious rash on or around your mouth consisting of puffiness, redness, and general rashing of the skin where the penis contacted the skin.

Twin 1: Michelle, it really looks like your Dupes Dong Rash is clearing up.

Twin 2: Thank you, I really took a serious cum bomb last night.

by David Plante January 11, 2008

drubes

Someone that has dreadlock pubes

oh thats disgusting he has drubes

by Punjabi 69er November 14, 2005

Pork Drapes

Vaginal lips. That which drapes pork. A pussy.

"She gave up the Pork Drapes and I jizzed all over those mugs".

by Bugly April 25, 2003

dupes

to have more than 1, duplication

Look at all these dupes. We have 300 of the same kind of baseball cards.

by Steve December 29, 2002