drug dealer day is to congratulate people not being caught yet
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
Let me have one'-jack
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
Let me have one'-jack
by Ginger thing December 02, 2020
A Psychiatrist that does not use the allotted amount of time for a medical consultation. He does not assess the patient's state of mind; he only provides the patient with what is necessary for medication refills. In return, the patient pays for office fees. Mimicking a drug deal.
by FromGrace December 14, 2009
A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.
Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.
Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.
Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.
Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed
Ben: I don't sell drugs.
Andy: But your phone.
Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.
Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.
Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.
Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.
Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed
Ben: I don't sell drugs.
Andy: But your phone.
Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.
Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.
Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.
Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.
by Sieffy October 30, 2016
A drug dealer who you find hot. People dealering with hot drug dealers are often torn between buying drugs from them or trying to have sex with them.
Kassie's a hot drug dealer. Should I buy weed from her, or should I try to do her? This is a toughy....
by Comrade 47 March 10, 2008
Individual(s) who will hang around a drug dealer and will offer service of any kind with hopes of drugs as a form payment.
by DIRTNAPP December 15, 2022
When a man mixes powdered herion and coccaine, and rubs it on his penis. He then humps a girl until the drugs have made their way into her bloodstream, in which he leans over on his knees above her, and keeps his penis erect facing downwards. The girl has spasms, in which she is fucked again.
by AngryBubs January 15, 2009
The 'dance' when a drug dealer's phone rings and he checks top, jacket and pants pockets and pulls out several phones to see which one is ringing. The action of patting all his pockets minics the 90's dance the macarena
Drug Dealer Macarena
The dealer puts their right hand to top left pocket. Leave it there.
The dealer puts their left hand to their top right pocket.
Turn arms over, palms are up, one at a time, first right, then left.
Dealer's right hand goes to front right pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's left hand goes to front left pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's right hand goes to back right pocket, holds
Dealer's left hand goes to the back left pocket holds.
then hips are either rotated in a figure-8 pattern or given sharp pelvic thrusts.
With a small hop the dealer turns 90 degrees to their left and puts their left arm up then right arm up, holds
Then the dealer puts left hand on back of head
Dealer puts right hand on back of head so that the arms are crossed in an X.
Through all of these moves, the dancer should bounce slightly to the beat of the music, bending the knees up and down and letting the hips sway back and forth. It is a loose dance.
The dealer puts their right hand to top left pocket. Leave it there.
The dealer puts their left hand to their top right pocket.
Turn arms over, palms are up, one at a time, first right, then left.
Dealer's right hand goes to front right pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's left hand goes to front left pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's right hand goes to back right pocket, holds
Dealer's left hand goes to the back left pocket holds.
then hips are either rotated in a figure-8 pattern or given sharp pelvic thrusts.
With a small hop the dealer turns 90 degrees to their left and puts their left arm up then right arm up, holds
Then the dealer puts left hand on back of head
Dealer puts right hand on back of head so that the arms are crossed in an X.
Through all of these moves, the dancer should bounce slightly to the beat of the music, bending the knees up and down and letting the hips sway back and forth. It is a loose dance.
by B_Tree September 21, 2020