Doughboy

Any child, who is spoiled rotten, and eats a very large amount of food for breakfast, brunch, mid brunch, lunch, second lunch, heavy snack (aka full box of twinkies) light snack (aka any food with less then 10,000 calories), appetizer, dinner, dessert, another dessert (normally consisting of 2 extra pounds of sugar), 9:00 meal, 9:30 meal (usally consisting of small animals or children)

Doughyboys like to race slow cars with thier blazers. Such as V6 mustangs/ or Dodge Caravans. They are ricers and like to listen to country. They are normally gay or bisexual, but most are gay. They have pubic hair black comb-overs and weird teeth. They wear XL x 10¹¹¹¹¹ shirts and pants.

Finally, Doughboys are homophobes and like to look at children. You can find a doughboy at your local Wal-Mart (which is a cult and breeding grounds for Nazis.)

If you find a doughboy, run far away or they will suck you into their 7 stomachs.

Doughboy was very hungry, so he got in his blazer and drove to the City's 10 largest buffets, there was no food left. (For 10 weeks)

by Wal-Mart dude May 29, 2007

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Doughboy Eren

An unattractive man who tries to cosplay a hot anime character and fails horribly. Usually, these men cosplay more basic-looking characters with easy-to-obtain accessories, like Eren from Attack on Titan who has a natural hair color and wears a key around his neck. Despite the ease of the cosplay, the impassable obstacle these men face in their cosplay is their ugliness, which ultimately ruins the costume.

"I saw another doughboy Eren on hinge today. His bio said, 'some people tell me I look like Kuroo from Haikyu'"
"Who would lie to him like that?"

by Mr. Danman December 5, 2021

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