driveby

when a man prematurely ejaculates onto a woman and then runs away in shame

I was excited to have sex with Bryce last night but all he could muster was a driveby.

by Officer Morningwood April 20, 2018

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eskimo driveby

When a man rubs his nose gently on a woman’s clit

Anuk queefed in my face when I give her an eskimo driveby.

by Vagnipt January 21, 2018

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comment driveby

the act of writing random sayings, words, or anything else irrelivant in the comment section of a video, forum, etc.

hey bob, ya wanna go on youtube and do a comment driveby with me?

ninjadude46213- I like the part when the person does this thing with that other thing.
teddybearODoom46184-yeah, me too, and when that other guy does this thing with that other thing and made the thing explode.
randomcrab79421-testicles.....

by 13luD0G October 28, 2010

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Driveby Knuckle Children

An urgent sink handy J

Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.

by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024

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Verbal Driveby

A verbal driveby is when someone or something suddenly out of no where scares or shocks you trough saying or screaming something. A verbal driveby is unexpected and fast, the victim does not expect to get a verbal driveby.

I was trying to clutch a 1v3 in CS:GO when a teammate randomly did a verbal driveby by screaming into the mic.

by Taiga95 November 8, 2021

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