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dilldonics

A language based off the sounds of slurping and rubber slapping against itself which doesn't contain any prepositions, verbs, or any other type of word that isn't a noun. The only nouns present in the language pertain to having sex with artificial objects.
My mom was speaking dilldonics so I think she wants to screw a broom.
by brandon cluff April 20, 2006
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Dilldong

A total douchebag. Loves being with his/her mom on any occasion. May excell in school but has no friends. Also may be someone who is horrible in bed. A disgrace to society. If you ever find yourself with this person, you know you are a fag.
"Yo, did you see that dilldong and his mom at the movies?"
by tyedye95 February 24, 2009
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Dilldozer

A monstrous, phallic piece of machinery utilized during major reconstructive drilling, as well as the erection of massive monuments and sturdy steel scaffolding.

Use with Caution: Not to be confused with a woman's best friend, this machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices.
As my son and I sat in 2nd ave traffic, I felt a familiar sensation to my pocket rocket, resulting in a moist seat. As I tried to conceal my excitement, my son pointed and shouted, 'Mom! Why is that machine so much bigger than the one daddy uses with my babysitter?'

I laughed nervously while I responded, 'Don't be silly honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.'
by denalipark227 April 25, 2010
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DrillDradleDo

The unique combination of a drilldo and a dradle, used to fuse the ultimate amount of spinning vaginal pleasure at the lowest cost possible
Mary wanted to splash a face or two while saving some cash so she had her boyfriend get out the DrillDradleDo
by Cumlan Shatner December 16, 2010
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drelldo

Like a dildo but based on the anatomy of a drell from mass effect, therefore it is red, covered in ridges like gills, and exaggerated in size compared to a humans.
Legion prefers using his drelldo over getting a good cueboning.
by Bronzed February 19, 2013
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Drillogram

The best way to get a birthday messeage your own personal drill rap

started on tv series Famalam on bbc iplayer now a full song on youtube
yo i got my girl a drillogram sent straight to her door for her birthday shes gonna love it
by kaiisad March 24, 2021
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Dilldoe

that Dilldoe was green
by johny jacobsen January 19, 2021
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