detented

To have one's pants return to normal, after a hard-on has subsided

I couldn't leave work after surfing porn sites for an hour, until my pants were detented.

by Deanimal and Oca February 23, 2007

demented sow

The term "demented sow" refers to a popular mistake found in the international best selling novel "I'm Not Scared" by Niccolo Ammaniti.

Many people believe this typing mistake is in fact intended to read "demented cow" however this has not yet been confirmed by Author Niccolo Ammaniti as he does not speak English.

Barbara Mura was scrambling up on all fours like a demented sow. All sweaty and covered in earth.

by EyeSeeJay March 22, 2012

Demented Foal Fountain (DFF)

When one masturbates sitting on the dunny and when approaching the vinegar stroke, stands up and staggers around like a new born horse shooting spooge all over the room, or public cubical you’re in,

Oh man I was like demented foal fountain (DFF) in that cubicle! Mess everywhere...

by Yellowbedwetter November 10, 2019

DementedBirdQueen

an absolute g and is a better DS than ninja

"omgggg Dementedbirdqueen is such a pro"

by dementedfanclub July 9, 2021

deminted

Someone who has more money than sense

Someone who wastes any money they have on pointless items

Person: Why did you buy a second iPad when you already have one? Are you deminted, or what?

by millisebeepboop December 29, 2013

Dimented

A person acting like a lunatic stupid idiot that people think he is suffering from dementia.Not to be confused with "demented" in which case you are actually suffering from dementia.

"boboboboboboblololollolol" said the bloody fag
"mom that guy is dimented " said Bobo to his mom

by wa-king December 30, 2011

demented

adjective
1. Something fairly absurd which triggers illogical or unreasonable laughter.

2. The new random

After I kicked him, he turned around and proceeded to gape at me with a demented stare.

by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher June 5, 2007