Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.
Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"
Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."
Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."
by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014
Get the rearranging my sock drawer mug.A space, normally a drawer, in which all men keep there manly items. Such items can include:
Tools
Condoms
Porn mags
Batteries
Keys
Padlocks
Alternatively, a drawer at a girlfriend's place where he keeps a few things for when he stays over.
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Tools
Condoms
Porn mags
Batteries
Keys
Padlocks
Alternatively, a drawer at a girlfriend's place where he keeps a few things for when he stays over.
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"John was thinking about how to fix the TV before whipping out a screwdriver from his man drawer."
"Dave quickly shoved his porn mag in his man drawer as his mom came into the room."
"Jane insisted that Bob kept a spare pair of boxers, socks and a toothbrush at her place, designating him a man drawer."
"Dave quickly shoved his porn mag in his man drawer as his mom came into the room."
"Jane insisted that Bob kept a spare pair of boxers, socks and a toothbrush at her place, designating him a man drawer."
by CharSet July 23, 2009
Get the man drawer mug.Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.
"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."
"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
by DouchebagGalore August 27, 2011
Get the Don Draper mug.A person who drafts drawings using either a computer (CAD) or pencil, pen and paper. Modern drafter(s) use computers and drafting software (Cad monkey). Drafters usually work under the direction of a designer or engineer. Drafters are expected to be experts at creating drawings.
by Jean-Paul Lanaux November 6, 2007
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My boyfriend fucked a stripper so I had to dump his ass- he totally tore his draws.
torn your draws / torn your drawers
torn your draws / torn your drawers
by MaryMooCow June 9, 2016
Get the torn your draws / torn your drawers mug.An empty dresser drawer usually filled with urine. Like the poop sock, you don't want mom to find this, or else you're fucked.
School Counselor: "So, Jimbo, why aren't you acting like yourself at school lately?'
Jimbo: "Mom found the pee drawer."
Jimbo: "Mom found the pee drawer."
by Oliver Hotbox April 6, 2019
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