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jizz breathing dragon

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.
"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."
by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014
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Dragonball

Bulma is a girl in search of the 7 mystical dragonballs that when brought together grant any wish. In her search she bumps into the owner of one of these balls, a strange boy named Goku. The two then set off together, Bulma in search of the dragonballs and Goku on a quest to become stronger. Along the way, they meet and befriend a plethora of martial artists. Goku also undergoes rigorous training regimes and educational programs in order to fight in the World Martial Arts Tournament, a competition involving the most powerful fighters- in the world. Outside the tournaments, Goku faces diverse villains such as Emperor Pilaf, the Red Ribbon Army, the demon Piccolo Daimao (King Piccolo) and his offspring Piccolo Jr., who eventually becomes Goku's ally.
Dragonball aired in the U.S. on Toonami in 2001. It was originally serialized in Weekly Shonen Jump from 1984 through 1995; later the 509 individual chapters were published into 42 tankobon volumes by Shueisha. Dragon Ball was inspired by the Chinese folk novel Journey to the West. There are 153 episodes.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 25, 2010
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dragon suit

The dragon suit was a costume worn by Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin during 10 known concerts in the 70s. It consisted of matching high riding pants and a bolero style jacket, (jacket usually open with no undershirt) emblazoned with red and orange dragons snaking along the whole outfit, along with other colorful runic symbols. The base material was black, although there was a white version as well. It remains the most magnificent rock uniform donned by Mr. Page during Zeppelin’s age, complementing the Earl’s Court performances of 1975 when it most famously worn. Its creator is somewhat of a mystery, though any correction to that notion is welcome to the legions of Zeppelin’s fans, who out of a need for truth would pay cheap credit to Pamela Des Barres. Absurd, that this greatest of electric blues dress would be forgotten by the designer, but oh well. Today, you can by little plastic figurines of Jimmy wearing the black or white versions as a tribute to the awesome rock god garb.

In some respects, you can use it as a term for your own personal best dress for some kind of performance.
Rick decided upon wearing his dragon suit for his poetry slam.
by militantis May 22, 2012
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Shining dragon

To lodge three "D" cell batteries in your anus, either as a defensive measure or because you can.
Whilst in jail, the new guy used the shining dragon to impress the other inmates at shower time. He learnt the maneuver from a cheesy black and white Hentai magazine.
by Eric Othelwaite July 28, 2016
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dank dragon

The Dank Dragon is the dankest of all dragos. Usually quite small and have tails bigger than their claws. The claws are made of huge blunts of oragono.
Have you seen the Dank Dragon? I heard it lies beneath the tree of mountain mikes pizza.
by Boi Jink January 11, 2017
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trial of the dragon

What one should yell before delivering a kick to a person's crotch.
'Trial of the dragon!'
*crotch kick*
by Dr.McLovin November 9, 2010
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Grand Dragon

A large dragon who is the purveyor of all that is honorable and powerful. He rewards those who follow his will with Honor Dollars and punishes those that anger him by removing their penis (very kindly). He stands in opposition to Joe and his dishonorable ways of mediocrity. To please him is to commit acts that involve the Triangle Of Honor: Face, Grace and Discipline. He is all powerful and all are nothing compared to him.
Uh, I went to Arright Parking and The Grand Dragon come to me, he say to steal their Warste Barsket!
by Mr. Honor February 9, 2009
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