Dracula

Emotional sort of being who likes to listen to Emo while drinking his koolaid. I mean blood.

I want to suck your bloood!

Dracula by Jig January 8, 2004

dracula

nown : a device which drains extensive amounts of resources

The DVR is a dracula, using tremendous amounts of power when you are not watching TV.

dracula by nick_g July 1, 2011

Dracula

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Denisovich: bleh bleh bleh
Count Dracula: I don't say bleh bleh bleh

Dracula by Sebby294 July 28, 2021

Dracula in Cleats 

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

Dracula in Cleats by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

Dracula foot 

When person sleeping next to you has toenails so long and jagged they can pierce your legs

Damn that bitch is hot, oh nasty check out the dracula foot

Dracula foot by Zac February 1, 2005

Dracula Sneeze

Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."

Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."

During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.

Dracula Sneeze by L3 January 13, 2010

dracula's teabag 

a used tampon

i went to the bathroom and dracula's teabag was floating in the toilet

dracula's teabag by inger nillson October 13, 2003