Dr. Phil also known as the Dr. Philosopher of joy is considered the hottest man alive. Dr. Phil makes money off of troubled children and parents but hey at least he's rich. He has his own TV show(oh yes) and often looks very SNAZZY on TV.
A badass who sends people to the turn around ranch. He has a ball head, nicely dressed, and destroys idiots on national television. Dr. Phil is my idol.
The Jerry Springer of the middle class. Just like Jerry, Dr. Phil does no help whatsoever to solve the situation but would rather see the guests duke it out.