dr phil

a word used to describe any fat ugly old bald guy

That guy is so ugly, he's a dr phil.

by tatomuck1 March 25, 2009

Dr. Phil

a fat bald guy who thinks he knows everything and makes up really wierd metaphors that are connected to farm life
someone who should be put off the air and sent back to milking cows on the Texas ranch

dr. phil is a moron

by meowm sux a lot December 9, 2003

dr phil

A quack who hypnotizes people like Kate Armstrong from Parnell and fills the airwaves with big words and fancy hand gestures.

Kate Armstrong, the naturopath from Parnell realising that she had an assignment due procrastinated by watching Dr Phil ridicule some poor guy with low self esteem. "Dr Phil you're a genius." She said with apparent disregard to the crap that came out of his mouth.

by t money June 7, 2004

Dr. Phil

He has the best job in the world! Every weekday he gets paid to yell at a bunch of the stupidest brain-dead motherfuckers in America! I want that job!!

That Dr. Phil seriously needs to kick his show up a notch. For every stupid statement or action that one of his guests makes, he needs to make 'em spin a punishment wheel.

Dr. Phil: "Ok pal, for that 'eatin ain't cheatin' comment, the wheel says you gotta... ohhhh, damn! Fellate a bull? Well, the wheel don't lie. Better to get it over with now."

by Freudian Slit May 13, 2005

Dr Phil

verb meaning 'to over-analyse and come up with a stupid conclusion'

'We're going to go home, get some drinks, and Dr Phil Rosie's date with John'

'They broke up because he did a Dr Phil over what she'd been up to on Saturday night'

by Annamonkey July 25, 2008

dr phil

A syndicated psychologist with his own TV show on daytime television. Enjoys telling others to lose weight when he is quite guilty of the same allegation as well.

kriptik, a local frequenter of Undernet is obsessed with this man and will stop at nothing to spread his name.

<Varter> kriptik!
<kriptik> fucking shut your hole
<kriptik> this isn't #drphil
<Varter> HAHAHA

by Varter April 20, 2004

Dr. Phil

A morbidly obese poseur without a degree who calls himself "Doctor". Best known for sympathetically dispensing Magic 8-Ball level advice and shamelessly self-promoting himself at every opportunity (see Letterman, Oprah shows). Perhaps most offensive is the fact that this corpulent Walrus is selling people a *diet* book.

That fat-ass Dr. Phil is on Oprah shamelessly promoting his diet book called "eat less, jog more".

by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) January 24, 2006