Dont be that guy.

What you say to someone who is preforming an act of stupidity or just plain lameness. When somebody is being dumb or annoying you tell them DONT BE THAT GUY.

(SO AND SO just unnesscasarily adds to a joke or comment that is quite frankly not funny)

"DUDE, dont be that guy."

by JTARPZ October 2, 2009

I dont swing that way

I am not that sexuality. Mostly said as in I am not homosexual.

Man: Want to go out to dinner sometime?
Man: Sorry I dont swing that way, I'm straight.
Man: Oh ok, no problem.

by Santas Sexy Helper August 1, 2004

Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore

10/10 meme of a beautiful yellow shimmering fish singing a reasonably majestic song, the lyrics remain elusive however as i have no clue what a commodore is. Sung to the tune of that fnaf song the hor hor horhor one

Teacher: Open your books on pag..
Me: Ra ta ta ta ra ta ta ta ta Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore

by Bruhwoahkennyjandumm April 11, 2022

Say it dont spray it

Pronounce your words without spluttering saliva all over other people

*whipes spit from face* "dude.. say it dont spray it

by Petey___Boy July 5, 2009

dont @ me

When someone says "Dont @ me" they're saying "dont reply to me" or "dont try and argue with me" ect. Most of the time its used as a joke.

"Pinapple is good on pizza. Dont @ me about it"

by TherinNoodle November 15, 2019

shit dont stink

you're better than everyone else.

he was acting like his shit dont stink after the big game on saturday when he had the winning touchdown.

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH March 16, 2006

dontjudgechallenge

Were f*ckboys put dots and "fake zits" on there face with sharpies, with music and then have a good bass drop song and then reveal themselves , with hair groomed and shirtless

F*ckboy squad: Aye let's do the dontjudgechallenge and post it on instagram
People on instagram: Holy hell your hot, holy crap, please be mine <3

by qoodvibes June 5, 2016