ducktard

A ducktard is basically a fucktard, excpet that you get a pretty funny visual after calling them a ducktard.

You are a ducktard. (Then you snicker to yourself the immage of their head on a retarded ducks body.)

by dan July 25, 2004

Ducktard

A Retarded person who has a big upper lip making him look look a duck

Fly away ducktard!!!

by figglewaggle December 21, 2006

doucheturd

A brainless indivisual, or someone also known as a mook. Also used to describe a person that resembles a turd at the same time as performing the same functions as a douche.

Ben, How did you miss that shot, you doucheturd?!

by Mappelbaum November 26, 2007

deuschtard

A combination of "deuschbag" and "retard" for that special someone who you loath.

You are a deuschtard for drinking devil juice (pepsi) and listening to Brittney Spears!!

by Shortman February 11, 2005

douchetarian

Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.

Fuck that douchetarian. Let's troll him.

by Troll Master General November 16, 2011

doucharino

An ultimate douche.

Chris taking his shot for h-o-r-s-e

Jola blocks his shot

Chris: Jola you're a doucharino.

by HMMM P.O.S. November 7, 2012

Douchétarian

Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.

I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.

by sherwinre August 2, 2017