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douchey bro guy 

A person who:
- is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both.
- calls everyone bro or bra
- wears flip flops and surf shorts EVERYWHERE. May or may not wear a baseball or trucker cap.
- is tan and might be multi-ethnic but usually white
- listens to Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and Dave Matthews. If over 30, listens to Hootie and the Blowfish, Chumbawumba and Blues Traveler.
- gets drunk weekly, if not daily and might urinate in someone's yard.
- isn't necessarily a chauvinist but thinks of all women as attainable. Similar to a Romanticist.
- is a part time surfer or sky diver or bungee jumper. Not usually a skateboarder or a rock climber but is friends with some. Isn't football fanatic but is ok with pretty much outdoor activity.
- is a metrosexual with hair and hygiene products but is not a clean housekeeper.
- appears shop at urban outfitter but doesn't seem to buy his own clothes because he never has money.
- wears puka shells. Is partially into most Eastern cultures accessories and spirituality, especially if it will appeal to cute hippy or sorority girls.
- drives just over the speed limit. Isn't in a hurry and doesnt pay attention to where he's going.
- plays a lot of a specific kind of video games (game cube) but not all kinds.
- not a geek or nerd but might have a skill
- is emotionally careless and completely unreliable.
- might have a pet but someone else takes care of it.
- does laundry at his mothers house or ex girlfriends
- eats healthy and is environmentally conscious. sort of.
- does not go to a gym but is somehow in shape.
- has a medium sized ego which appears as opportunism but not real ambition.
Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" is a douchey bro guy.

Dick Casablancas on "Veronica Mars" is a douchey bro guy.
douchey bro guy by Dot C January 3, 2008

douchey mcgillacutty 

1) A person born north of the Mason-Dixon line, of inferior financial status. More commonly, these types suffer from severe beer consumption and sports addiction problems.

2) A person who attemps to date Big Brothers Big Sisters representatives via e-mail and sporting event ticket bribes.

sounds like: <doo-she, muh-gill-la-cutty>

The gentleman was definately being an incredible douchey mcgillacutty: he was indeed from Pennsylvania and had not a dime to his name, plus the only time he would put down his beer was when seducing the Big Brothers Big Sisters rep via computer keystroke.

Douchey Bag 

A very fugly and cheap bag.
Cheryl had such a douchey bag as she had bought it for only 10 bucks.
Douchey Bag by cheeseburger123 December 11, 2010

Douchey Violin Player 

Damn what a douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.
Douchey Violin Player by tudeep November 26, 2020

douchey stoner 

a person (usually a guy) who smokes lots of weed, crappy weed, and has the traits of a douche bag and fronts; tries to act and dress ghetto even though he's from the 'burbs; refers to things/objects that he likes as "that's my sh*t!"; his eyes are rarely seen due to excessive squinting mixed with a non-intimidating "tough face"; can easily be beaten up and can be taken advantage of when it comes to paying for food/booze/weed; you'll smoke with him and he'll put on Bon Jovi; obsessed with keg-erators; wears hard-core sandals; uses cuss words excessively
Douchey stoner: "Are you watchin' Dunston Checks In? That movie's my sh*t "

Douchey stoner: "I love f*ckin chicks! Shit man, where's all the f*ckin' chicks motherf*cker?"
douchey stoner by ballsdeep112 August 2, 2011

douchey queer bag 

an insult reserved for use upon the lowest, gayest, most assholic idiots who are ever deserving of your everlasting and unconditional loathing.
how the hell did a douchey queer bag like george w. bush become the most powerful man in america?